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Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

'If I knew exactly where I lost his insulin - it would not be lost - would it!?!'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Disease Management

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Information about information about information about information.

'It looks like our data.'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Information Tightrope.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Information vs. confusion

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

Side Effects

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'Can I help? You bet your bottom dollar I can.'

The Miracle Worker

DOH should create a simple prevalence formula that works.

Life plan

"This cat has got to go on a diet...he weighs 78 pounds!"

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

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