Devout Non-believer Prints

"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'Jesus? Jesus who?'

Man turns into an angel.

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

St. Gregory Church - We will not be undersaved.

"Michael Sherlock once said: 'Religion isn't about peace, love, or the betterment of our species, it's about power and control. Religion uses fear to control and milk its flocks. Fear of God. Fear of the Devil. Fear of death. Fear of being seen as deviant for expressing non-belief. Fear of social sanctions and in some countries, fear of legal sanctions. Fear is a powerful tool to manipulate the masses and religion has mastered its employment.' ..."

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Keep your chin up."

"Of course this is the simplified version."

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

New Pope.

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"Tweet? I don't think so."

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

"It's a hoax!!!!"

Preacher performs a miracle.

"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"

Computer user thinking 'The problem with e-books is that they are e-books.'

"...and they still believe in that so and so in the sky...haven't they seen the Universe in HD?"

"Yeah, I'm an atheist-and a damn good one."

'Jerome hasn't trusted anyone since Dan Rather.'

"Your god made me an atheist! How dare you question his wisdom?!"

Never admit you missed church services this past Sunday.

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'