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God says no to praying woman.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Superheroes take a selfie

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

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Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Introducing...Anagraman.

Super hero dog.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'