Devotional Dresser Mugs

'The shroud of Turin, I love God'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bear Costume

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Beanirrito"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Honey Costume

Utility Chic.

Put on your Easter bonnet!

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Bat

Fried Egg

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Frock Coat

'Did you ever use the American Apparel voucher I gave you?'

Turtle

Dragonfly

Matching Outfits

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Cat

I love coloured tights

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"You know I love that outfit."

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

"Too righteous?"

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

We're from the bible belt

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'