Devotion With A Discount Mugs

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Courage. Love.

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Can you believe those guys? We tell them absolutely, positively no further negotiations, and they stop negotiating!"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Dunhomin"

How much would you take off for cash?

"You're just in time for our 'post Christmas, pre Autumn alternate Tuesday in August late season Sale!'"

"How much is the sign?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Bargains

'Shove' (at big sale).

Hole Sale

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.

Shopping Torture

Sale today - 50% off everything!

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Give Thanks.

'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'