Devious Dancer Mugs

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Disco Dancing

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Satan

Death Defying Stunt.

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Bell Bottoms

Good parenting.

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Grand Plie in Second Position

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."