Devious Dancer Mugs

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I, TikTok."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Disco Dancing

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Satan

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.

Death Defying Stunt.

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

Good parenting.

Bell Bottoms

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

Sugar Plum Fairy

Dancing with the Star Wars

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Grand Plie in Second Position

'- and I was so embarrassed last night, you danced like a man with two left fe----!!!'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

'Everything's fine. Your dad just bought one of these 'How-to-talk-to-teenagers' videos...'

The Devil.

"Now this one has a super fast hard drive..." "Not too fast mister. I don't want my MP3s to sound like the Chipmunks."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

90% Wool, 10% Lycra

"Thank you for saving me, Mr. Nice Man! I almost drowned! You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

Latin-Techno Night "Used Mexican Mobile, Senor?"

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."