Devilish Dilemmas Prints

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

How to choose...

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

New Years Reolutions

'They're the angel of social conscience funds and his evil twin, greedy devil.'

"Nobody said it would be easy!"

Marathon in Hell.

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

"This is a Soul Card. We deduct a small monthly fee, and you get your looks back as long as there is a positive balance."

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

'Do you have trouble making up your mind?'

When it came time for Phil to summon his better angels, he had a heck of a time figuring out which ones they were.

"Should we raise him to succeed by nurturing him, or neglect him so severely that he finds success as a megalomaniacal sociopath?"

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

'Therefore, I recommend that we do.'

Law book with a devil's tail bookmark.

"Talk for all of eternity, just $29 a month."

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."