Devil's Advocate In Meetings T-Shirts

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Snow Devil

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"Dave, quick word about religious symbols in the workplace..."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

"Nixon was the same way when he first got here."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Whatever!

"Where do you see yourself in five years? Haha, just kidding!"

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Businessman at the deep end.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'I'm putting you in charge of past due accounts.'

"Can I see that 'National Law Journal' when you're through with it?"

"You had me at hell."

Diabolical bureaucratic management

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

This is where Brent council sends you

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."