Devil Lore Admirer Prints

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Fly Tightrope walker

I'm sorry, Dick. I think we should start seeing other demons.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

Cannon crossing sign for tightrope walker.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"It says here that you've been fired 126 times! Oh, hang on. I see you were a 'human cannonball' in the circus."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Yes, I have worked with Donald Trump's hair."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Bovine Cannonball

Devil Tricks

"Your Honor this is Exhibit A in the Wallenda Paternity suit."

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

'I blame my parents ? all of them!'

Human Resources and Inhuman Resources

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

A tow truck pulling a daredevil through a ring of fire

Human cannonball and groupies.

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

'Ah, my peaceful kneaful, my old nemesis.'

"Nah, not my type."

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

Mother with Child.

A devil cat warms itself in front of the fire.

Pest Shop.

"How did you get to be a stuntman..?"

'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'