Development Enthusiast Mugs

'Site of the historic battle between Ace Development Co. and Citizens to Save Trees'.

"We need a brownfield site."

"Give me a child and I will show you the man!"

'Over Building'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

'C'mon get it straight.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

Gen-Next Library

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

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