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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Privates Beach"

"We need to think outside the pentangle."

REPENT! Get back to nature

I Pagliacci

The perfectionist.

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Capital

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'No luggage.'

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"You just don't see that kind of can-do attitude every day."

'Let's git naked!'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Always right.

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

One week after new year. The rest of the year.

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"And that my boy, is what's known as the pickle finger of fate."

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

'Hot enough for you?'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'Am I next?'