Detective Tale Fanatic Pillows

"I'm a crime writer... a writer of wrongs and a righter of wrongs."

The Anti-Agent

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Writers wait in their area of expertise.

Crime Writer's Society.

'Speak.'

"It was me who did it!"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Sherlock Holmes' tax return

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"Me? A retired canine officer. They let me go when they found out I couldn't smell fear any more."

"Check this wall for fingerprints."

"Any clues?"

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

Holmes and Watson: Solutions Solutions

"The butler did it!"

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

Cat dressed up as detective on park bench surrounded by pigeons."

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."