Desserts Pillows

Days since last ice cream.

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

Rocky Road, Private Eye

Cake!

'What sort of filling do you want?'

"Water...water...and maybe just a tiny piece of pie."

Machines offer plain truth and sugar coated.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

The cake was great and the icecream was delicious, but deep down inside, he knew that some day his parents would discover that 'f' wasn't for 'fantastic', and then none of it would be worth it.

Ice cream flavors.

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"Now we wait."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

'According to this blood work, you're 80% cake.'

"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."

Chocolate factory workers on the job - one with his face covered with chocolate - 'Your first day on the job...?'

"Does anything die and become dessert?"

'Acupuncture is REALLY helping to control my appetite.'

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'Someone added chocolate chips to all my recipe files. Do you know anything about that?'

'I assumed he'd know to eat the cone last.'

Raphael's famous portrait 'Death by Chocolate Cake' oil on canvas, circa 1508

Mountaintop Dessert

'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'

'The candy manufacturers and the dentist agree on one thing. My mouth's commercial.'