Dessert Philosopher Mugs

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Freshest ice cream in town!

Our visit to the flan factory.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Gooseberry Fool...

His Her Cakes

Chocolate Shop

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Cake Friday!

"I might just get a pie."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Let's skip to dessert

Sweet surprise.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Somewhere in France

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Avocado Timeline

'Therapy?'

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Hey, honey bun!'