"Your son carved his initials in his wooden classroom desk and argued he was doing desktop publishing."
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"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"
It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
Editor.
'Is this your first book launch?'
'Sorry, we can't offer you a job but we would like to publish your CV.'
"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"
Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.
'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'
'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'
'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'
'Ah, Gutenberg, I'm just writing an article about your silly bookpress.'
Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.
'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'
"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"
Fine Print Letters
"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"
"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."
Johannes Gutenberg
Working Vacation.
The Daily Me
"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"
"We need a better distribution system."
Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.
Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'
'Brilliant writing, Mr. Fenswick, but I'm afraid we'll have to pass on your 'How to Commit the Perfect Crime'!'
power of press
Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.
Book Shop: DYI section
Directors Chair and Others.
An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.
"Legal is concerned you made up your 'True Life' adventures."
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