Desk Organizer Mugs

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'

'I've cleared my desk to focus on you.'

"I like to be disciplined about my writing, sharpening my pencils and organising my desk in the morning which leaves me time for writers block after lunch and a nervous breakdown in the evening."

"I'm still righting wrongs. And you?

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

"It seems like I can never get anything done around here."

The Secret Life of Pens

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'You bought me a paperweight for my birthday? Don't you know I work in a paperless office?'

Looking busy.

Minister's File

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Two stressed drinking birds

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Can do...No can do

Gay Times...

Inout baskets.

Shake it all about sign on desk

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

Teacher's Inbox: In One Ear/Out The Other

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."