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Desk Jockey With A Twist Prints
Decorate their workspace with inspiring and witty prints that celebrate creative professionals. These art pieces turn any desk or wall into a source of motivation and humor.
Nonconforming office worker.
Cowboy at desk near workboxes: Yep/ Nope.
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
'I'll be late for dinner, dear, I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'
"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
Golfing Boss
'Had I known Hell was going to be exactly like work, I probably wouldn''t have spent as much time there.'
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
"Morning, all!"
"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"
Food Chain, Inc: 'UP...DOWN'.
"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"
Time for More Paperwork
"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."
In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.
'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."
Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'
'I want to claim for black marker pens.'
Lumbar support animal
'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'
"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."
National Boss Monument.
"I feel your pain."
Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.
Please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.
"We should have taken the cubicles."
Desk Jockey With A Twist Prints Collection
Desk Jockey With A Twist Mugs
Explore our collection of creative desk jockey mugs to find the perfect blend of wit and inspiration for their morning coffee.
Desk Jockey With A Twist Pillows
Add a splash of personality to their space with pillows that blend comfort with a creative twist, perfect for any workspace or cozy corner.
Desk Jockey With A Twist T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts, designed for the creative desk jockey who loves to express their inventive spirit.