
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Out and In.
Working hours.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
Commutobile
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Inkwell Genie.
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
Whack, Out of Whack.
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
Spam in inbox.
Information. Innuendo
"He said his screen is frozen again."
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
"The first of many cubicles..."
'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'
'While you were out I replaced you.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
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