Desk Job Daydreamer Prints

"Oh, Bob, you've faked your way through another day."

Nearly human and already bored.

"I have to go through a six month probationary period before getting full cubicle privileges."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

Working 9 to 5.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Inkwell Genie.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'Only another thirty-four years, five months and fourteen days until I retire.'

Thinking outside the cubicle

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"I can't help but think that coming here is a total waste of time"

"Business is fun, isn't it?"

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

Imagine there's no office...

"The first of many cubicles..."

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

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