Desk Innovator Gifts

"I don't love the new standing desks."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Evolution.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"You've all been working very hard lately, and you deserve some time off. I'm giving you all a two-day membership to time-off.com."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Modular Offices

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Dare to be different.

'Does anyone have a question?'

Television company new recruit

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

Self-Employment