Desk General Pillows

Generalisssimo Jesus Delgado Manana - Director de la Burocracia

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

'Sorry I'm not at the meeting, sir

'Bring me an in basket and an out basket and some paperwork to shuffle between them.'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The modern sheriff.

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

Man with Sword in Penholder

"We need to talk about procrastination."

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"There have been a few changes while you were on holiday!"

GRIN and BEAR IT desk nameplates.

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy