Desk Duty Dynamo Prints

"Miss Banks, I'm going to need a hacksaw, some green glitter, and a flounder for my four o'clock."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

"Of course I don't seem like a strong leader now. I'm on my lunch break."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

In - Out - Pending.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

The power of the blog.

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Still Here

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

In-Out-Far Out.

Stethoscope