Desk Disaster Dominator Prints

'Ugh! Look at the state of our home office.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why do you need so many computers?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Office Park

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Records?

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

"We need a better piling system."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

In and Out Trays

'Pictures of your family?'

"A man's cubicle is his castle—eh, chief?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'I can dream, can't I?'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Man with Sword in Penholder

"It's the new mobile office."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'I am an unhappy employee.'

'Herbert's security hookup lets him make sure no one took over his desk while he's on vacation.'

Job Stress.

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

"Yes, I'm really enjoying it here since my promotion, Joe, and by the way you're fired."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"Very impressive, but not quite the 'in-tray test' we had in mind."