Desk Clutter Conqueror Pillows

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Crossword Puzzle's Desk Organisers.

Busy work

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Organization is not rocket science!

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The Move.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Two stressed drinking birds

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."