Designer Dreams Gifts

Private Toilet/Public Toilet.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I'm in my Blue period.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Use your imagination.

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Eureka!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Bright idea

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Creative department

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

Bright Idea