Design Disaster Enthusiast Mugs

Collapsamatic

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

News: Flash Floods

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Natural Disaster This Way...

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Leaking washing machine.

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

Typical Taurus.

Souvenir of Iceland

Man wanting to hitch a lift atop a floating house in a flood.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Custer's last nightstand.