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'Obviously the architect did some tweaking but the basic idea was mine.'

"I tell you, it's way easier to put up bookshelves."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'

'Just can't find Le Corbusier's anywhere !'

Homes of the font designers

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"So this is the new micro design, what scale is it?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We only got six days of funding."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

Tina Turner

"Here's the parking lot."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Blue Dress

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'for more obit info, go to...'

Hoxton map.

'I told you Kimble, you weren't irreplaceable.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."