Deserted But Digitally Connected Pillows

Wi-fi detected on desert island

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"Who can we call?"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Cable Bill.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Your library book is overdue.

'What luck!'

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

"Of course I wasn't exposed to harmful pesticides as a child. Funny question."

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

@Village

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"I dropped my phone in the water. Order some rice."

Under renovation - please excuse construction

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

"Guess I forgot to disable cookies before we started hiking."

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.

'How goes the billing?'

"There's tumbleweed coming out of your computer screen. Now do you believe your website is like a ghost town?"

No smoking.

"You're right, it�s a feral phone!"

'I'm leaving you.'

'Hi Honey! I'm home!'

Independent Financial Advisor.

"I don't think tech support can help me. I need a tech support group."