Dermatologist Mugs

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

One funky rash!

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."

'I'll have to think about this...I don't want to make any rash decisions!'

'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

S.P.F. 1,000

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

'All my kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

"That one, I think, is a liver spot."

'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'

'I knew it was a rash decision, but I went with it anyway.'

'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

'See you later, Honey.'

Tattoo Removal

'Scamp, this is Doctor Drummond. Stop scratching! Stop it!'

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

Tattooed Patient