Dermatologist Mugs

Dermatologist: Rash decisions made here.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

One funky rash!

'I'll tell you one thing about this time of the year...we're all itchin' for summer to get here.'

"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."

'I'll have to think about this...I don't want to make any rash decisions!'

'Hmm...yes, I'm afraid it is a sign of cancer.'

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

Tattoos! $50 and Tattoos Removed! $10,000.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'A rare skin disease, but there are pills for that!'

'I don't know what these dots are ... but ya mind if I connect them?'

S.P.F. 1,000

Sunscreen & After-sun soother

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

'All my kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'

Did you know there are more microscopic bugs living on your body than there are people on earth?

'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'

'Too much Botox, Mavis.'

'Did you know there's a medical procedure that can correct your unsightly spider veins?'

"Yes, shamrocks are green. Yes, they have three leaves. Unfortunately, so does poison ivy."

'I knew it was a rash decision, but I went with it anyway.'

"That one, I think, is a liver spot."

'Mr Anderson, you have psoriasis.' 'Pso?'

'I'm going to prescribe an anti-anxiety cream. You have worry warts.'

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'We all do a lot of stupid things when we're young. So, what'll take to remove that 'Butterball' tattoo?'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

Summer Books, Skin Cancer and How to Cure It...

'See you later, Honey.'

'My kids are grown and have moved out. How much would it cost to remove this tattoo?'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."