Derivative Enthusiast Prints

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Core Business.

Wall Street Lights.

TTIP

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"I totally meant to do that."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

Helms Burton Title III

"But is it..?"