Deregulation Debater Prints

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

More Unequal Than Others

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

Censorship | Not Censorship

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Yellow Vests

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

Bush vs. America

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Who will be the next CNN analyst?

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

LIBERAL MEDIA POLLS, 'Do you think President Obama is doing a great job, a wonderful job, or an absolutely terrific job?'

'This is the way to do it.'

The Elephant in the Corner.

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

School of Voodoo Economics

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'