Denture Wearer Prints

Thank God for poor denture adhesives.

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"A new set of dentures! Is that it?"

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'Of course the tooth fairy never came. Those were your Grandma's false teeth you put under your pillow.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

'Do you have any denture friendly sandwiches?'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I can see right through him!"

'No, your teeth are putting on weight!'

'What I miss most is flossing after every meal.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."