Dentists Mugs

'You don't trust me, do you?'

"Don't grind your teeth. That's my job."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Dentist with a corkscrew.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'The developers of these whitening strips can't explain it, but their only side effects are that they cause your hard drive to crash.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Sorry, but strong healthy teeth are of huge importance in hunting: That's why you have to brush your teeth!'

'Help! My retainers have me trapped by refrigerator magnets!'

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Car cleaning.

"Bad news, Count...you're grinding your fangs at night."

"It was a lousy Halloween haul. I didn't have to go for even one dental checkup."

'Heh, heh - So how does it feel to be the victim for a change?'

Entrances in hell: 'Wailing' for pop singers and 'Gnashing of teeth' for dentists.

"Do you have dental, Mr. O'Lantern?"

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'And here's the toolkit.'

'You're quite right boss, I asked for time off to keep an urgent appointment with my dentist. This is him...'

'Wait! Wash my dentures first.'

My dental bridge broke this morning, but I have no dental insurance. So, my plan is to put it under my pillow tonight and hope that the bridge fairy collects it and leaves $3,000.

Dentist using explosives. (Don't do this at home!)

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'The Tusk Fairy'

'You can double your money by investing for the long term with Tooth Fairy Investments LLC!'

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'