Dentist Appreciation Day Mugs

We've had a lot of power cuts lately, but but don't worry we have a back up system.

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Staff support"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"I think it stopped breathing."

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Though Mr. Frackman had yet to say a word, Bill sensed he was about to receive a particularly lousy performance review.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"I misjudged you Fenton. I thought you were a 'mover and shaker' but all the time you were just bobbing and weaving."

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'