Dental Surgery Prints

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

"Does your tooth still hurt?"

Fiddler on the Tooth

'I fell down and broke my crown.'

"Maybe cut down on the nectar and ambrosia a bit…"

"I've just had all my teeth removed. . . Never Again!!"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

The tooth fairy.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Maybe it is psychosomatic.'

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Happy Birthday to you.

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.