Dental School Graduation Mugs

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

'Which would you prefer, the local or the general?'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'If it starts to hurt, just wiggle your ears.'

"We now anesthetize with dentist office music."

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The adoration of the gels.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman carries the world.

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."