
"Any ID aside from dental records?"
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"Any ID aside from dental records?"
Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
The tooth fairy.
A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.
Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'
'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'
"Open wide please! So I can get my hand out!"
Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,
'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'
"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"
'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'
Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.
Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.
'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'
No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club
Toothbrush Romance
"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."
"Really? You can make me look younger!"
"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"
Day for day i feel more and more empty.
"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."
"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."
'What kind of filling would you like?'
'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'
Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist
Love conquers all, except plaque.
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