Dental Nurse Mugs

'Is this your first time?'

After installing a set of braces, Dr, Ortford went through a thorough quality-control procedure,

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'

Early Dental Floss.

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

'Don't mind us, we're just studying technique.'

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

'Mrs,Danford, I asked you THREE TIMES if the Novocaine has taken effect yet,'

Dental hygienists are also translators.

'A tough one, I'm afraid.'

'This won't hurt a byte...'

'You were afraid for the drill?'

Piano tuner with an assistant.

"I said mouth open wide. . . not eyes open wide."

'I've broken a tooth.'

Dentist Suction

'His teeth I can fix. But look what he did to my brand new chair!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Your teet are okay, but you gums will have to come out.'

Dentist.

'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'

'Nurse, go downstairs and fetch his shoe, please.'

'I still have all my own teeth!'

'My teeth are fine, but I think you'll find that your nurse has a couple of cavities in her neck.'

'Carol, get your protective headphones on'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"You have to give Martin credit, he's RELENTLESS in his search for dental caries."

"When I tell the patients a joke, Susan...please don't yell out 'heard it!'"

"Careful...she bites."

"She rinsed, Doctor, but she says she is too much of a lady to spit!"

Dentist

'Sir, do you want an appointment? No thanks, I've come to finish the story I started yesterday.'