Dental Hygiene Fans Mugs

"Come on! It's not rabies! I was just cleaning my teeth when you rang?

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

Hairstyles

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

Rabbit has cosmetically enhanced teeth: 'I always said that when I could afford to I'd get them fixed.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Top four least favorite summer camps of 2008.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

"I warned you that collagen lip injections were not without risk, Mrs. Rawlinson."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"You shouldn't be so afraid of the dentist."

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'Your mouth looks like a little bitty putting green.'

"What are you going in there for?... Can't you just soak them in a glass of bleach?"

'Dude, you really need braces.'

"You end up with the face you can afford."

'Jungle hair.'

sleeping teeth

'No more hairy legs for me, I'm waxing now...'

Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Washing Face

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'Okay then, Irene, I won't mention your face-lift and you don't say anything about my implants!'

Have you tried white strips?

"But enough about my teeth. Let's talk about your teeth."

"When I started it was just a couple of small injections twice a week."

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

Joe's Brush With Death.

Password?

'I'd like to buy my wife a nose job.'