Dental Humor Lovers Mugs

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I used to be taller. I tend to grind when I sleep."

'There goes the only woman I've ever loved.' 'Why don't you marry her?' 'I can't afford to. She's my best patient.'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Tooth fairy

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

The New Age Dentist.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."

Dentist Speak - Monologues

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"It's teeth whitening."

"Have a seat. She's not ready. She's still in her whitening strip."

Dentist Suction

'Did the nasty man hurt you?'

"Will it be just a cleaning or a full hour on sensual dentistry."

"Needs ketchup."

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

A shark flosses with a fishing line.