Denim Jacket Collectors Mugs

"Whoah, triple denim!"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Bobbies library of jeans

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Hell's Anglers

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Wilfried Zaha

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

Cowboy

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Jeans sale

"His legs yurn to jello when he wears Relaxed Fit jeans."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Jeans Styles

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

"I wouldn’t say ‘fat,’ per se, but it isn’t particularly slimming."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

Fittings for jeans: 'unfortunate paunch', 'persistent lumps', 'just weird.'

Puffer Jacket

Bundle up!

Mom jeans, boyfriend jeans, Mom's boyfriend jeans

My missus can't understand why I like coming to the women's internationals...God help me if she finds out about the jersey swapping at full time!

"Does anyone else's robe say 'Hyatt'?"

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.