Dendrology Mugs

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Dog forced to return bone

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Shark with Braces.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'