Demonic Dreamer Mugs

"Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Angel Music

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."