Demographics Prints

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This will lighten your mood, Dick - every few minutes, a baby boomer turns fifty."

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

Aging population in Cuba

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

'Research shows people of my age, ethnicity, height, weight, residential preference and income, invest in demographics.'

Hispanic Population Gains

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Aging and birth rate in the population

"It's right here...if Hispanics don't assimilate, this country is heading for trouble."

"This says 'Garcia' and 'Rodriguez' are now among the top 10 most common names in the United States."

"Papi, in 15 years, almost one in four college-age students in the United States will be Latino!"

"Dude! Check it out! Waynes and Shanes. We're a demographic!"

'It seems only two ticks since the last cock-up!'

'I blame the parents.'

'Admit it - your name is going to be on more than one census form tonight, isn't it?'

Increasing world population

The Race for Becky

The 1960s, 50 Years Later

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Young Frankenstein"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

A Good Batch.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'