Demographic Explorer Mugs

'We'll be putting you in the 'crabby neighbor', demographic.'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

Runaway Bride.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Baby Screen Time

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

World Production.

Population rocket

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

The Problem with World Population Growth

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It's all due to the birthrate falling drastically...'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

California Beverages Map

Boys Cooking

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Complaints Desk

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

OVERPOPULATION CRISIS LOOMS!, 'If the Government really wanted zero population growth, they'd turn the problem over to the Pentagon.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

A little different

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Cardiac day patients?"