Democracy Lover Pillows

"Is 'oblivious' the same as' undecided'?"

'No, I'm not going to stop back when you have an opinion.'

. . . and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from this earth.'

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"We have the first projected loser..."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Vote Here

No politician cares about me!

...Bottom line is he's NOT George Bush

"Oh great, more ballots to count."

Vote for me.

Fourmorward: Obama wins!

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Canned Worms

Barack Obama.

Censorship and Apple Daily

Congress: 'My motto is, eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may be defeated for reelection.'

China and Hong Kong

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'King Arthur had his round table...the president has his oval office.'

John F. Kennedy

My name is Barack Obama and this campaign message has been approved by Oprah.

Pollster

VOTE HERE, 14TH PRECINCT, 'ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE.'

Poll-dancing booth.

Super PACs.

Chile Victory

SUPER SATURDAY!

Kamala Harris

"Good boy."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.