Delivery Worker Prints

'and I suppose you'll be working again this Christmas?'

'Hear you're big in logistics.'

Helium (tanker truck)

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Such work commitment has to be rewarded: The ticket is free Sir...'

Mammalicide.

"Don't forget your sandwiches.. and I put in a couple of mince pies."

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

"The good news is that 10 minutes ago the delivery company found your missing order of life-saving medication."

Organ donor unit

"I hope this thing is free-range!"

'Letter to my young self: what the hell were you thinking?"

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

Postman squashing a small dog.

"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."

"You didn't tip the paper boy."

Beware of the snog...

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

Delivery man on wheels.

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If Santa merged with Fed-Ex: 'Package puckup at 3340 Hudson street? Have you been naughty or nice?'

Liquor lorry driver being given directions in highly religious area

"It's half price ... I got hungry on the way over."

Up your end.

Big cheeses ltd.

"I just have this feeling that if I drove off a cliff, nobody would really miss me."

"Careful it's hot."

Grinding and sharpening company drop off the Grim Reapers scythes.

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

Too much packaging

"Yeah, it's Roger – he forgot me again."