Delivery Demand Master Gifts

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

How Amazon was invented

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"

Santa Claus Always Delivers

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

Founder of overnight delivery system is Santa Claus.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

'...To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in rain and in snow, in hail and in gloom of night....'

Deliverers of fine fuel protests.

'Sorry it took so long, lady. Let me warm the pizza up a bit for ya.'

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

'Yes... it's one of ours. Looks like Riley with some minor wing damage.'

'...two for next door, three for round the corner... nothing for us again.'

"And you deliver anywhere, right?"

"You got to love DoorDash!"

'Well, usually I say 'Thanks for calling Giacomo's pizza service', but...'