Delivery Coordinator Mugs

Despatch Dept - Sorry, your order is late sir, everybody's away on an 'Improve Customer Relations' course.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Trade Show Sherpas

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Are we broke yet?'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Exit Next Left

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Santa called but you were out!

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'