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Delivery Aficionado Prints
Decorate their favorite space with prints that honor their delivery enthusiasm. These clever designs make a fun statement and show they’re proud of their delivery passion.
"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"
"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."
"We buy so many things online, they built a conveyor belt straight from their factory to here."
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
"On no, the baby's breach!!"
Heavy meals on wheels
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
North Pole twinned with Amazon
Moon Pies.
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!
"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."
'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'
"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"
A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.
'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'
"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."
"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."
Working hard to maintain customer relations
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
The Post Office Is... Forever
Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.
Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!
"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."
'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'
Postal Worker Satisfaction
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."
'Would you like express or economy delivery?'
'Just thinking about it makes my mouth water.'
Delivery Aficionado Prints Collection
Delivery Aficionado Mugs
Explore our collection of delivery aficionado mugs and find the perfect humorous piece for their coffee or tea breaks.
Delivery Aficionado Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that highlight their love for delivery—ideal for adding personality to their living space.
Delivery Aficionado T-Shirts
Check out our delivery-themed t-shirts for comfortable, witty apparel that celebrates their passion for speedy service.